I was sitting in the park minding my own business. I was eating my Italian Sub from Publix, they are the best, when I heard a faint Laughing sound. I did not think much of it, I then went back to reading my newspaper. Then I heard it again, it was indeed raccoon sounds. They were laughing at me. But I did not know why, then I looked down on the bench and the bugger stole my SANDWICH!!!